Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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