69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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