if you like me you must not know who I am
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
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No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize