shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
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I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
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I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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