well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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