And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
