So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
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I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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