You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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