I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
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I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
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I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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