Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Randomize
