I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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