kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
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Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.