guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
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i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
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I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?