yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I think pants incapable of making pants work
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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