he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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