One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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