Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
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My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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