After last night, I could never be a politician.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
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He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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