thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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