WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
He felt like a one man threesome
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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