Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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