NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
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Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
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Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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