she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
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He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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