I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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