The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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