you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
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Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
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What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Holy sore nipples Batman
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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