Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
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At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
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I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
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