so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
we're so committed to being not committed
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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