8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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