Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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