Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
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After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
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you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
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