he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Randomize
