Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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