I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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