i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
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He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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