ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
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I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
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He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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