It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
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Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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