whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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