love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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