Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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