what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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