I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
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