So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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