so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
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That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
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After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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