Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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