I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
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See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
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Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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