I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Randomize
