you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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