The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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