yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
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Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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