I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Everything about him screamed your future.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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