You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
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I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I will be naked everywhere
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
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I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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