You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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