can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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