oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
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ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
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Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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